Posted 2 weeks ago

Why Mom's shouldn't be allowed to text

alpacayothings:

socratesale:

llorrny:

sleeping:

prayerss:

Check them out

This is my mom. 

This is the truth

hahaahaahhahahaahahaha

correction: this is why we should allow moms to text

Posted 2 weeks ago
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itonlygetsrealerr:

peep the phone case 👌

(Source: mileynation)

Posted 2 weeks ago
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zeldahbu:

k4tdaley:

oh-woah-dope:

silly-peasant:

lunchabl3s:

wut.

wut

wat.

staph

fucking combo breaker

zeldahbu:

k4tdaley:

oh-woah-dope:

silly-peasant:

lunchabl3s:

wut.

wut

wat.

staph

fucking combo breaker

Posted 2 weeks ago
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Posted 2 weeks ago

STOP SCROLLING

funfreacksnc:

you and your favorite celebrity have probably showered unknowingly at the same time

CONTINUE

Posted 2 weeks ago

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.